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betheboy:

natashavc:

"Hey China, you’re welcome. When you think about your future multi-million dollar shipping moguls, innovative tech giants, and up-and-coming diplomats, please remember a small handful of them probably received their Ivy League degrees thanks to me.
I’m a black market college admissions essay writer, and over the last three years I’ve written over 350 fraudulent essays for wealthy Chinese exchange students. Although my clients have varied from earnest do-gooders to factory tycoon’s daughters who communicate primarily through emojis, they all have one thing in common: They’re unable to write meaningful sentences.”
My student, who is really fucking smart, wrote this piece here.

Read this please.

Hmmmmmm

betheboy:

natashavc:

"Hey China, you’re welcome. When you think about your future multi-million dollar shipping moguls, innovative tech giants, and up-and-coming diplomats, please remember a small handful of them probably received their Ivy League degrees thanks to me.

I’m a black market college admissions essay writer, and over the last three years I’ve written over 350 fraudulent essays for wealthy Chinese exchange students. Although my clients have varied from earnest do-gooders to factory tycoon’s daughters who communicate primarily through emojis, they all have one thing in common: They’re unable to write meaningful sentences.”

My student, who is really fucking smart, wrote this piece here.

Read this please.

Hmmmmmm

— 2 days ago with 35 notes
I won a lottery ticket on my birthday! Woo hoo!

I won a lottery ticket on my birthday! Woo hoo!

— 2 days ago

webuiltthiscity:

The new @AmosGoldbaum mural at Church and Day is done, and it looks amazing — and best of all, it now features Sutro! I love that it looks so much like the t-shirt I got a million years ago (bottom pic) that was my first exposure to his art.

(via onawarmsanfranciscannight)

— 4 days ago with 19 notes
#Someone sent me a four pack of the flavors to be voted on. This one was ok but the English/Irish version of these (Walker’s) are better

#Someone sent me a four pack of the flavors to be voted on. This one was ok but the English/Irish version of these (Walker’s) are better

— 5 days ago
#someone 
thebobsburgerexperiment:

Fig-eta Bout It BurgerSeason 1, Episode 4: Sexy Dance Fighting
'A double stack of grass-fed beef with hydroponic Bibb lettuce, housemade fig jam, caramelized onions and local goat cheese.”
Okay, I’ll confess… I didn’t make this one.  I bought it last night at Yeah! Burger in West Midtown Atlanta. It’s on their menu as the Fig & Goat Cheese Burger. I got lazy over the weekend, and had dinner plans for Monday night - so I bought a burger. 
I’d wanted to make this burger for a while, but couldn’t figure out how to start. First of all, what do I do with figs? I mean, the closest I’ve ever gotten to a fig is a fig newton… I’ll tell you this, though. Another Bob’s Burgers fan did make a Fig-eta Bout it Burger, and theirs was a bit different than that.

thebobsburgerexperiment:

Fig-eta Bout It Burger
Season 1, Episode 4: Sexy Dance Fighting

'A double stack of grass-fed beef with hydroponic Bibb lettuce, housemade fig jam, caramelized onions and local goat cheese.”

Okay, I’ll confess… I didn’t make this one.  I bought it last night at Yeah! Burger in West Midtown Atlanta. It’s on their menu as the Fig & Goat Cheese Burger. I got lazy over the weekend, and had dinner plans for Monday night - so I bought a burger. 

I’d wanted to make this burger for a while, but couldn’t figure out how to start. First of all, what do I do with figs? I mean, the closest I’ve ever gotten to a fig is a fig newton… I’ll tell you this, though. Another Bob’s Burgers fan did make a Fig-eta Bout it Burger, and theirs was a bit different than that.

— 5 days ago with 176 notes